It was one thing for my 3 year old to know about Humpty Dumpty before I told him. But tonight he’s playing with his cellphone and I ask who he’s calling.
“No one mom. I’m just texting.”
Pause, while my head explodes.
“You use the peter (computer) and the phone to text.”
Did he just conjugate a verb?
This coming from the same kid who, earlier today, worried about his baby sister chewing on the nook.
“I mean her nooker mom. Not the Nook. That would be crazy!”